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WHY MUST YOU FEED YOUR PETS?

Ishcabittle

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I MENA, THEY DON'T REALLY BRING IN ANY MONEY, SO WHAT THE FUCK.???? NO, FUCKIN' YOU COOK ME SOME FUCKIN' FOOD, ASSHOLES~!
 
They give us love?
 
YOU COULD ALWAYS EAT YOUR PETS LIKE I DO.
 
CASSIE AT HOME:

"YOU! FUCKING GO OUT AND GET PREGNANT!!! YOU, HELP ME COOK YOUR CHILDREN IN A WHITE WINE SAUCE1!! YOU!!! CLEAN OUT THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL, IT'S CLOGGED AGAIN i(WITH BONES)!!"
 
HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!!
 
uThe i'mpatis of this thread was to actually run to the store and buy pet food. humm..
 
I have a cow named Chicken.. really, and one in the freezer named George.
 
Is he chilly, or did you give him a jacket?
 
I'd wager no jacket. They do seem to get much happier when you feed them, BTW.
 
So it's like those Tamagotchi thingies they had a decade ago?
 
Wow... those were "ahead of their time" at the time.
 
The one in the freezer is wrapped in some nice white paper.
 
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