Why NOT have your brain perserved when you die?

[CaptainWacky]

Gungans to win.

 

[The Dork Lord]

They will grow fat and strong on the flesh of my little pony!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MESSA HUNGRY!

 

[Yub]

I find all of this highly bemusing. Deluded fools! Ewoks would beat all. Three Ewoks could bring down a wookiee.

 

[CaptainWacky]

R2 kicked Wickett's ass (or rather shocked it.)

 

[The Dork Lord]

The Ewok's military strategy seems to ivolve primitive technologies, simple traps and whatnot.

The Gremilins would have no problem sabotaging such devices, while also polluting Ewok culture with alchohol, gambling, and other vices.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But the Ewoks have their God, C3PO on their side.

 

[Yub]

Ewoks also have a strong connection to the Force. Gremlins are unnatural abominations and the Force would not be strong with them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Ewoks have penises.

 

[The Dork Lord]

The gremlins have mutant members and that allmighty theme song.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO, THEY HAVE NOTHING, COMEDY IMPS IS ALL THEY IS.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm detecting an anti-gremlin bias...

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO SHIT, HOLMES

 

[Cassie]

The Furbies could kick the Ewoks' and Gremlins' asses.

 

[Yub]

 

[The Dork Lord]

Gremlins
Ewoks
Critters
Furbies

What else is needed? Tribbles?

 

[Yub]

Care Bears. Those Care Bear stares are lethal.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I was thinking Care Bears...

 

[Yub]

There's nothing like two Care Bears facing of against a Critter and a Gremlin.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Sheer Chaos, I tell you!