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Why was the Enterprise-C full of rocks anyway?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Is that what you get when you have a WOMAN CAPTAIN?
 
Other captains never died from exploding console shrapnel to the forehead. :(
 
HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! Sorry, couldn't help it.
 
At least Tasha got to die a more meaningful death...oh wait she was raped in a Romulan prison camp first.
 
They still have lawyers in the 24th century, so if I was Capt. Garrett's family I would have sued Starfleet and the control panel manufacturer.

In today's Navy, things made of glass are made to shatter into either dust or dull rounded pieces if smashed. It's why an ashtray costs $100. (Well, that and massive corruption within the military-industrial complex.)

#ThingsTheWestWingTaughtMe
 
Are they still allowed to smoke in the navy?

I imagine in submarines that would be very annoying very quickly.
 
They make them go outside to smoke, they have special underwater cigarettes IMO.
 
SEAgarettes.
 
The Enterprise-C was filled with rocks because of a fucking typo. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FILLED WITH COCKS OKAY :rwmad:
 
IF I WAS PRESIDENT, EVERYTHING WOULD BE FILLED WITH COCKS EVERYWHERE YEAH!
 
Are you sure it was not full of socks?

Warm winter socks for the coldness of space...
 
No, Dr Dave. There are no socks in space.
 
What?! How do people keep their feet warm?
 
Heated space boots.
 
Would the Klingons consider it honourable to be saved by a Cock Ship?
 
Some of them considerate the most honorable way to be saved, the others no longer have cocks.
 
Did you have something to do with that?
 
PERHAPS.
 
Are their cocks ridged?
 
Yes, and when they come they make the k'plah noise.
 
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