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Why would you deface my site?

DJ Tanz said:
What the hell man? My peeps traced a bunch of you back to this site. What is your deal? Why would you come to my site and make such crude remarks?

Just stay the hell away and we'll leave it at that. A'ight?
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Okay, what's the address of your board? I need to know what the URL is so I can be sure to never, ever go there and drive the membership away, screaming.

I promise, I'm going to NOT do that. Really. Just tell me where to go to not do that. 'Cause I won't. I mean it. Seriously. Which board do you want me to go to and not say horrible, horrible things that make people want to sue you for even hosting them? Tell me.

Tell me right now.

Pretty please?

I'll let'cha blow me.

Okay, I was lying about that part. 'Cause, you know, well, 'cause I'm a liar. But not about not trolling your board. You can trust me on that one.

You really, really, really can. I swear.
 
alabaster said:
They do stuff like that around here to feel like real trolls. Then they retreat back to this dump and have a big interweb circle jerk of "I pwnd you" no I "pwnd you" "I put your name in the title of a thread now yer my bitch" "teee heee" "we like cock"


Best thing to do is just leave them here to fester and die, lonely miserable deaths.
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I have something I feel I ought to confess to you, alabaster. I'm the one who killed your mom.

I didn't mean to do it. I mean, it was only our third time together, and she wanted to try that kinky bondage stuff. I figured, what the hell? Why not? How was I supposed to know anything was wrong? We just never really thought ahead, you know? And I guess I'm better at tying knots than I thought.

I really do feel very, very bad about what happened. But look, just don't tell anyone your mom choked to death on my cock. Seriously, no one will know.
 
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