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WILFORD BRIMELY MUST DIE.

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
That obnoxiously wholesome oatmeal-slinging sonofawhore robbed me of a childhood of delightfully tooth-rotting cereals like Froot Loops and Lucky Charms, and FOR THAT HE MUST PAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!
:pissed:

Discuss! :who?me?:
 
He's giving us all the DIABEETUS!!!
 
Your wish will come true soon enough, I'd say.

I know someone (who doesn't post here anymore) who would be quite distressed over this thread. He might even hire Robert Loggia to come after you. ;)
 
Stop monkeying around.
 
But I'm in the mood for some malfeasance today!
 
Why does he like the Wilford Brimley so much anyway?
 
MORBO'S ON IT.

WILFORD SHALL RUE THE DAY. SO SWEARS MORBO!

(ACTUALLY, MORBO HAS FUTURE KNOWLEDGE. WILFORD BRIMLEY DIES IN 2009. OF RISQUE AND UNNATURAL CAUSES. CAN YOU SAY 'AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION?')
 
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