missmanners
grrrrrrrr...
.... he's gonna run for prez.... at the Oscars? Tonight?
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Will Al Gore announce...
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Cranky Bastard
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Hmmm.... would he make a "good" president?
Translation: would he suck any less than any of the democraps or republitards currently whining for office?
Translation: would he suck any less than any of the democraps or republitards currently whining for office?
Starship Coyote
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Suckage is relative.
Announce at the Oscars? That thought never occured to me. Isn't he up for "Best Science Fiction" or something like that?
Announce at the Oscars? That thought never occured to me. Isn't he up for "Best Science Fiction" or something like that?
Cranky Bastard
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Best Slapstick Hysteria
The Harlot
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CoyoteUgly said:
:laugh:
The Question
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We'd still be better off with Bob Dole. Bob Dole is dead, right? Yeah, better a dead, stuffed and mounted guy in office, at least then it would be obvious and therefore sort of morbidly amusing to watch Israel and Mexico pull his strings.
Acrimonious
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Right after he invents the internet and shows up all of the PhD's who can't agree on global warming, he'll accept his oscar AND announce his intention of becoming the new UN Secretary General AND President of the U.S.
I wish I had his mind for fantasy.
I wish I had his mind for fantasy.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
I'm reminded of a bumper sticker from the 2000 election:
Nixon in 2000: He's not as stiff as Gore.
Nixon in 2000: He's not as stiff as Gore.
Acrimonious
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Why did Reagan have to get Alzheimers?
Cranky Bastard
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One of the last great presidents.
Cranky Bastard
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The last.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Gore will announce that he has invented the Star Trek transporter, that he was Future Guy on Enterprise, and that he's moving us all back in time to the day before Election Day 2000.
His posse will police all the election workers turning away black people for no reason in Florida, and see what happens next.
Also Kathleen Harris will mysteriously disappear. Oops.
His posse will police all the election workers turning away black people for no reason in Florida, and see what happens next.
Also Kathleen Harris will mysteriously disappear. Oops.
Cranky Bastard
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Hillary wouldn't be a bad president. For a bitch.
At least she's protectionist.
At least she's protectionist.
Starship Coyote
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Well, apparently Al didn't. Not that I watched that bullshit.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
OMG ALL YOU TROLLS ARE TOO HIP AND BADASS FOR THE OSCARS OMG
MODERN CULTURE IS FOR PUSSIES. EXCEPT FOR WoW w00t.
MODERN CULTURE IS FOR PUSSIES. EXCEPT FOR WoW w00t.
Cranky Bastard
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The Oscars are for followers.
Sadistic Bastard
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What we need to do is contract out with Disney for another "Abe Lincolin" anamatronic.
The Harlot
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Sadistic Bastard said:
Hey! I liked that show, he made me cry, lol.