Will anyone from this board agree to let me murder them?

CaptainWacky · May 31, 2012

Like the lonely person who agreed to let the German cannibal eat them?

Loktar · May 31, 2012

Yes, if I get to butter myself and choose the spices.

The Tomtrek · May 31, 2012

CaptainWacky said:
Like the lonely person who agreed to let the German cannibal eat them?

Like you'd ever meet a real person face to face!

CaptainWacky · May 31, 2012

We would both be wearing blindfolds.

Henoch · May 31, 2012

It is my UTMOST FONDEST DESIRE to be murdered by CW. Is there a sign up sheet??

Eggs Mayonnaise · May 31, 2012

I never say never. It's nice to have that pill ready under one's tongue if needed.

Henoch · May 31, 2012

i am serious...MURDER ME!!!!!!!!!

Seph · May 31, 2012

Yeah can you find a kill TriggerFox/squirtle turtle while ur at it?

Henoch · May 31, 2012

CW, after u kill me I want Seph to bite my cock off.

Eggs Mayonnaise · May 31, 2012

...and spit it into one of Cassie's mason jars!

The Tomtrek · May 31, 2012

I'd let Michelle Trachtenberg murder me if she wanted.

CaptainWacky · May 31, 2012

What if she wanted to beat you at Mario Kart?

Seph · May 31, 2012

Henoch said:
CW, after u kill me I want Seph to bite my cock off.

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
...and spit it into one of Cassie's mason jars!

SAUSAGEMAN · May 31, 2012

Only if you promise to mail my foot to the Conservative Party of Canada.

Eggs Mayonnaise · May 31, 2012

Does Wacky have to do some gay porn first?

Gagh · May 31, 2012

No, I shall not let you murder me. I may want to start collecting Super Friends comic books. I have plenty to live for.

Eggs Mayonnaise · May 31, 2012

But you'd let Wacky kill them, right?

Gagh · May 31, 2012

Only after I've had a threesome with them.

Dr Dave · May 31, 2012

Eggs Mayonnaise said:

That's just wrong...

CaptainWacky · Jun 1, 2012

INCEST IS BEST.