Will Bottler Brown fix Broken Britain

[Gagh]

Using only the contents of a randomly selected shed, like McGuyver could do?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'LL LET MANDY DO IT LOL HE'S GAY BUT WE CAN'T MENTION THAT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK HE'S A HOMOPHBOE BUT WE'LL REMIND OUR READERS IN SUBTLE WAYS

 

[Gagh]

LOL MANDY CREATES DIGITAL MEDIA BILLS FROM OUT HIS ASS LET'S DISCONNECT EVERYONE ON THE SAME IP WHO FILE SHARES, YEAH THAT'LL LEARN UNIVERSITIES & ANYWHERE THAT HAS WIFI WON'T IT, DICKHEAD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ED BALLS NOW WITH THE SMOKING GUNNS, SAY IT AIN'T SO!