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Will the internet just get more and more cynical...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Until it's impossible for anyone to like ANYTHING in any way, up to the point where people can't even like being cynical on the internet, but they continue to do so because it's all they know and the human race (rightly) dies out?
 
YES
 
The human race is not dying out quick enough to my liking...

MORE CYNICISM, PLEASE!
 
PWNED will be the eulogy for humanity.
 
No, because then "doing stuff" will suddenly become cool and retro and come back briefly before dying away again, in a really annoying BUT DEADLY cycle.
 
I hope this doesn't mean one day we will not be allowed to like cake.
 
That day has already arrived. CAKISTS EVERYWHERE.
 
You can only like DRUG CAKES
 
Cakes are so yesterday on the internet, I'm getting with the programme.

Am I still allowed to like rowing boats?
 
I hear the Information Superhighway is really catching on.
 
I will always like BROWNIES, it doesn't matter if it's cool or not!
 
Luddite
 
It would likely not suprise you that I don't own a cell phone!
 
How do you "text" your "boys"!?
 
YOU HAVNE'T LIVED!

(I don't either.)
 
I've never had a cell phone.
 
We're such heathens!
 
We might as well live in caves and hunt our dinner with spears!
 
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