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Will they ruin The Hobbit movie?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
By trying to give it the same "tone" as the LOTR movies and getting rid of all the silly, charming stuff like trolls arguing over how best to cook a dozen dwarves and elves singing, and make it all dark and serious and insert loads of pointless scenes with Gandalf fighting the Necromancer, forgetting that it's called THE HOBBIT and should be about Bilbo's adventures and the small role he played in a larger world? WILL THEY?
 
As long as there are a lot more dwarfs are short jokes I'm in. Can never have to many of those.
 
And axes!
 
The first film will be The Hobbit as we know it and then the second film will probably be all the stuff about The Necromancer and shit.
 
Never trust Hollywood with a treasure.
 
Well, seeing as how they left the three 'arguing trolls' in FotR as an Easter Egg, I'm sure they'll add it into the Hobbit movie.
 
LET'S HOPE SO.
AND BILBO SINGING TO SPIDERS.

The necromancer stuff DOES NOT need to be made into a movie. It's just background detail to make the world seem larger and show that Bilbo is just playing a small part in an epic tale. Raggy ducks.
 
Shall we pick a fucked up cast?
 
Me and Wacky were saying that all the Dwarves should be played by HOT GIRLS.

With Michelle Trachtenberg as Gloin.
 
Should all the characters be hot girls, just for the sake of it?
 
NO ONLY THE DWARVES!!!!!
 
Perhaps Gandalf could be played by Bella Emburg.
 
They cast "Elliot" as "Smaug".

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Maybe Elliot Gould.
 
The voiceover artist playing Bilbo in that cartoon really sucks.
 
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