Will Wheatonerdy

[hellgunneR]

SEE WHAT I DID?!!?

- Will is so Wheatonerdy he featured in Star Trek
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he wipes his arse with Magic The Gathering Cards
- Will is so Wheatonerdy Blizzard will make an MMO of him and plaster his face on every hero
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he is banned from attending sci-fi conventions in person else too many congoers will crowd round him then collapse into a black hole
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he solved the above problem by building a holographic version of himself
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he has alts on TrollKingdom and no-one knows who he is
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he bashes furries
- Will is so Wheatonerdy his ass features on a shiny trading card
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he is secretly marrying Tomtrek in space next year
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he stops shaving for a week and gets called a wookie
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he shits 2D6 and always scores a double
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he pays his bills in Monopoly money and gets away with it
- Will is so Wheatonerdy he gets bored saddos making Chuck Norris style pun threads about him
- Will is so Wheatonerdy it's your turn to come up with something. I'm fucking bored already and sick of fixing the typos.

 

[Cassie]

If one of his alts is reading this.... YOU HAVE A NICE BUM, AND I'D DO YOU!

 

[Dr Dave]

Hi Will, I don't hate your hair.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't really find him all that entertaining.

 

[Charlemagne]

Waitaminute, Wil Wheaton marrying Tomtrek? Wesley and the Love Wookie? Man that sounds like a bad romantic comedy.