William Shatner to Star as Matt Damon in next Trek movie?

[Ishcabittle]

Ace Freely & Brent Spiner: Damn you! If I had my makeup and powers! *shakes fist*

 

[CaptainWacky]

ANyway I fully support Matt Damon playing General Chang in a new Jetsons movie.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ben Affleck is well suited for a mutant hybrid of Astro and Porthos.

 

[whisky]

Brian Blessed to play someone who shouts a lot

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He could be the new, classically trained Scotty.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Scotty: THE ENGINES, THEY CANNAE TAKE MUCH MORE OF MY RAPING THEM!

 

[whisky]

Burt Reynolds for Dr McCoy in an "older than teh original while all the rest are younger" shocker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bette Midler as Admiral Better Midler in a Gagh's Erect Penis twist.

 

[Gagh]

DEAD SADDAM DOING THE KOBAYASHI MARU WITH ERIC IDLE AS SPOCK?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GEORGE CLOONEY AND TOM HANKS AS CHUCKLING STARS ABOVE IT ALL ON THE RED CARPET MUNCHING JOAN AND MELISSA RIVERS OF BLOOD

 

[Gagh]

JOAN BAKEWELL STANDING ON AN EGG IN THE TRANSPORTER ROOM FOR NO EXPLAINED REASON. JEFFRIES TUBES RENAMED BUNGLE & ZIPPY TUBES.

 

[whisky]

Blakey from on the buses to shout "I hate you butler" at Kirks dog

 

[Gagh]

Kirk's Dog to Float Around the room after an accidental Helium Enema from a devious Ferengi Vet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GEORGE LUCASH ENHANCES TREK V, GOD NOW PLAYED BY FRAN DRESCHER, SPECTULAR EXPLOSION OF EARTH FOR NO REASON FOLLOWED BY "OOOOOOH I BROKE A NAIL OOOOOOH"

 

[Gagh]

SEIGFRIED & ROY AS KLINGON WARRIORS.

 

[whisky]

Janice from freinds to say Oh my god, and speculate that Fran Drescher stole her stick

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE TIGER AS BAJORAN TERRORIST WITH A HEART OF GOLD

 

[whisky]

The body of Christopher Reeve to play Christpher Pike

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Matt Damon to play with himself while tied up in a van after being kidnapped by Col. Kira?

 

[Gagh]

Carl Weathers as Apollo Creed for no explained reason.