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Wireless INTERNETS

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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I am using my bro's gf's wireless modem thingy.. it's sometimes VERY FAST, but most of the time I only have one bar. I CAN'T TAKE MY DESKTOP OUTSIDE! OK, so this experiment tells me that wireless ain't no good for me. Dial up is faster most of the time, except when I get 5 fucking bars for no good reason, then it drops back to 1 FOR NO GOOD REASON.

I was going to gorge on youtube videos today, but I think it will only frustrate me.
 
I think the cows block the wifi waves.
 
Maybe it only works if your house is made of aluminum.
 
move the wireless router
 
I don't have a router. I plugged the mobile modem THINGY right into a usb port.
 
Shake it!

Who are you getting a wireless signal from anyhow?
 
you should put your computer on the roof and then get a long VGA cable and USB cable to keep your monitor and keyboard in your room and hten you'll hve the best recepsitons and you can watch the porsn.
 
I don't see that ending well during hurricane season.
 
no, not then, obviously. but on a clear day she'll be able to pick up perez hilton, imdb's goonies discussions, and plenty of good penis photography.
 
She would have to be always taking it down during bad weather, which Florida does have from time to time.
 
not if she wrapped a plastic bag around her head. not then, no sirree.
 
I the trees block my wireless signal, maybe I should cut them all down?!!! FOR THE INTERNETS!

Oh and the mobile signal comes from Alltel, COME AND GET YOUR LOVE. Now owned by the Verizon guy.
 
Just move. If it weren't for the theme parks, the state would have been handed over to Cuba years ago anyway. YOU'RE IN A SWAMP! GET THEE TO DRY LAND ABOVE SEA LEVEL, WHERE BROADBAND ISN'T SOMETHING YOU PRAY TO THE VIRGIN MARY FOR!










;) :smooch:
 
Once Florida is in your blood there's no escape! srsly, I've lived other places but I always come back home. Rural Florida is a lot different from the big cities.
 
Less teeth in rural FL, or so I heerd.
 
Same teeth as anywhere else in the US. We have dentists.
 
Until they get blown away by hurricanes or drowned in floods. ;)
 
okay, now we're just being mean to rural florida.

i've driven through there, and the panhandle and top end there is comparable to southern GA / AL, and that's good people there. without basic internet services, that's all.
 
How can they be good people if they don't compulsively post on the internets?
 
does the state need to do that as a whole before we forgive cassie for living there? no, no. is cassie one of our brave soldiers bringing internet culture to the unwashed, unsightly masses? YES, BONC.
 
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