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Women of TK: Line up!

Sadistic Bastard said:
I am now accepting applications.

Applicants should be genetically female and be self-aware enough to know that they are submissive or potentially submissive. You may expect an evaluation, with two applicants moving on to preliminary training which will consist of an individually tailored set of physical/mental exercises to evaluate and expand your potential. Anything beyond this is entirely dependent of circumstances. PM's may be sent if you wish to keep your potential interest or status private, however it will probably come to light sooner or later.

If you are partnered, please make sure your partners are aware and consent to your participation. They will be contacted to confirm this knowledge.

Why am I doing this at TK rather than at a D/s site?
Because this place is not full of those who log on desperately seeking this, but who should...

-SB
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Dear Mr. Bastard,
I would like to submit my application to you on this nineteenth day of October 2010. However there is something you must know, I will always love Love Child and if she comes I come, and vice versa.
Signed
M
 
*chest bump*
 
Mistress_of_the_sea said:
Dear Mr. Bastard,
I would like to submit my application to you on this nineteenth day of October 2010. However there is something you must know, I will always love Love Child and if she comes I come, and vice versa.
Signed
M
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This is the funniest thing I have read all day. You are not a submissive. You are just upset because I asked Tisi to TK marry me. And you think you can make me jealous now.
 
Why am I so turned on right now?
 
Why am I not more turned on right now?
 
Because you are not in love but like the rest of us, want to attend the wedding.
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
I am now accepting applications.

Applicants should be genetically female and be self-aware enough to know that they are submissive or potentially submissive. -SB
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Doesn't apply to me so I won't apply.
 
Then, to put it succinctly Ms. Nature, don't.
 
Okay, now that we have established that, can we move on to the cheesecake line?
 
cheesacake is the first sound suggestion in this thread.
Hmm, on this board, actually
 
Yes, you're not you when you're hungry.
 
I had chocolate cheesecake for dessert today... and a little bit of pecan pie.
 
Loktar turns into someone from SG1
 
You know, he could be shanks.
 
Well, if you want to be o'Neill, then be O'Neil.
 
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