Volpone
Zombie Hunter
...and other deep philosophical considerations.
This has been my biggest bugaboo since around 2007. The tendency for certain people to argue that you can just redefine definitions. A marriage can be between 2 people of the same sex. If you want to be a black woman, by God, you're a black woman, irregardless of what your birth certificate says. There are other examples, but I hope you get the idea. My point is, of late I have been considering the definition of a gangbang. Generally speaking, this is when multiple dudes start penetrating a single chick. But how many people do you need for it to really be a gangbang? 3 or 4?
See, if it's only 2 dudes and a girl, maybe it's only a spit-roast. Maybe it takes a 3rd dude to push it up to a full-on gangbang. But then I got to thinking. A spitroast is when the dudes have the chick "spitted" like a roast--impaled from both ends like a hog. So if you're doing DP, it isn't a spitroast. It's a gangbang. So the answer is 3. If 3 or more people are having sex and only 1 of them is getting penetrated, it's a gangbang.
It's actually pretty simple. Like the chicken and the egg. It seems tricky, but it's actually simple and I'm sad that so many supposedly smart people get it wrong. If you subscribe to Darwin's theory of evolution, then plants and animals change and evolve over time. And an animal's DNA isn't going to change after it's become an embryo. So at some point in history, there was a bird that wasn't quite a chicken. And it laid an egg containing an embryo of a bird that WAS a chicken. So the egg obviously came before the chicken.
This has been my biggest bugaboo since around 2007. The tendency for certain people to argue that you can just redefine definitions. A marriage can be between 2 people of the same sex. If you want to be a black woman, by God, you're a black woman, irregardless of what your birth certificate says. There are other examples, but I hope you get the idea. My point is, of late I have been considering the definition of a gangbang. Generally speaking, this is when multiple dudes start penetrating a single chick. But how many people do you need for it to really be a gangbang? 3 or 4?
See, if it's only 2 dudes and a girl, maybe it's only a spit-roast. Maybe it takes a 3rd dude to push it up to a full-on gangbang. But then I got to thinking. A spitroast is when the dudes have the chick "spitted" like a roast--impaled from both ends like a hog. So if you're doing DP, it isn't a spitroast. It's a gangbang. So the answer is 3. If 3 or more people are having sex and only 1 of them is getting penetrated, it's a gangbang.
It's actually pretty simple. Like the chicken and the egg. It seems tricky, but it's actually simple and I'm sad that so many supposedly smart people get it wrong. If you subscribe to Darwin's theory of evolution, then plants and animals change and evolve over time. And an animal's DNA isn't going to change after it's become an embryo. So at some point in history, there was a bird that wasn't quite a chicken. And it laid an egg containing an embryo of a bird that WAS a chicken. So the egg obviously came before the chicken.
