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Work sucks

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
All this week I have lived with the realisation that two of my friends where moving out of the office, and I would only be working with one of them, and a bunch of new people moving in to replace my freinds.

That was bad enough, then suddenly they announce today that I'll be moving out too, and be stuck in the admin office with the secretaries.

And that my screen will be visable to all, so no internet after the next person comes in.

I guess my work time TK visits will be 7-8 and dinner time from next monday, thats assuming there is even a computer point to plug my pc into anyway.

This is my fourth office move in four and a half years, and my second time in the office I am going into.

I swear if the NHS pumped as much money into medicine as they do into office moves, we'd have the cure to cancer by now
 
Awww...as long as they haven't put you in the basement yet and you no longer receive paychecks. <g>

I work for a company whose business smarts I question on a daily basis. I have no college education whatsoever, and I could run this better than others.
 
I started in the basement.

I think I would rather be in a room on my own than be in the the secretaries.

They are all pally to each other when they are all there, but bitch about the others as soon as they leave teh room
 
At least you're contributing to society?
 
I had it good in my office, my own radio, true theres a radio in the other one, but they stupidly listen to radio two rather than one.

Maybe I'll put some earphones on my radio.

Thats if I actually have a socket to plug anything into
 
Adjust the dial so it's on Radio 1, then apply liberal amounts of super glue. Maybe do it just before leaving in the evening so it'll be nicely set by morning.
 
that made me lol
 
The next day you can give your expert opinion (as the only man in the room) and tell them the sad news that it's just stuck that way and they'll have to live with it.
 
Steal all the staplers.
 
Squeeze rotting tuna into the air vents of a computer monitor and then make sexist jokes as the room slowly begins to smell more and more of fish the harder the girls work.
 
Hide the coffee maker and then drink Starbucks.
 
Killing spree.
 
Burn it.
 
I did stack a load of boxes near the radiator, but the place is still here today
 
Start a fight club in the basement and do the whole 'beat yourself up and pretend it was the boss' thing when the boss takes you into his office for a little chat. It worked for Tyler Durden.
 
Show up for work dressed up as Frankenstein's Monster. Then, as soon as someone asks "why are you dressed up as Frankenstein?" start flapping your arms and kicking things shouting "FRANKENSTEIN IS THE CREATOR, NOT THE MONSTER!" Then in the confusion change the radio station.
 
Its so crazy it just might work
 
Or get you fired.
 
burn all the post it notes.
 
Spike your own coffee, then when you're called out for being drunk at work accuse the girls in the office of doing it.
 
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