World Financial Markets are collapsing!

[Big Dick McGee]

The Dow closed well below 9,000 for the first time since aught-3! The Russian market has to keep suspending trading because the selloffs have been too great. Europe wants to have an emergency meeting of the G8, and France is, in a word, FUCKED.

Ready for another Depression?

 

[Gonad]

don't get excited about the upswing, this is not the end

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think it's quite exciting.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'm so fucking stupid. I could have made over $50,000 yesterday, on a $12,000 investment, but I was too much of a pussy to put up 1/4 of my life savings. PUSSY!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope we all die.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Agreed, it's the only way to end the pain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

END IT ALL.