World peace: WHY DON'T WE JUST DO IT?

[CaptainWacky]

Why don't we all just decide to have world peace then live in peace, I THINK THAT WOULD WORK LOL.

 

[Gagh]

If Nike adopt this slogan IT WOULD HAPPEN.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37618718/

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND THEN YOU'LL SAY "WELL WHAT ABOUT MUSLIMS BLOWING THEMSELVES UP" WELL I WAS INCLUDING THEM AS PART OF "US" US BEING THE HUMAN RACE WE ALL WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE DEEP IN OUR HEARTS DON'T WE EVEN STINKY EXPLODING MUSLIMS WOULD PROBABLY RATHER NOT EXPLODE IF GIVEN THE CHOICE

 

[Cassie]

The blow themselves up for the virgins.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

We could live in peace (perhaps we already are!) but SOMEBODY would fuck it up. Maybe George Bush would discover oil in the MF, or Muslim fundies would realise we're not also Muslim fundies and then we'd all be forced to fight or die and that would be the end of world peace in the MF.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who do suicide bombers expect to have sex with the virgins when they've just blown their dick off?

 

[Cassie]

They magically regrow their body parts just like the virgins magically regrow their hymens after the dead muslims rapes them in heaven.

 

[CaptainWacky]

and how can there be 70 virgins to every one terrorist...what if every muslim man blew themself up, there wouldn't be enough virgins to go around...they really haven't thought about it logically, have they?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's a bit like Lost.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Sayid dies on the island does he get 70 virgins lol racial profiling.

 

[Cassie]

ONLY IF HE BLOWS THE OTHERS UP IN THE NAME OF ALLAH.

 

[CaptainWacky]

With if Jacob is Allah!?

 

[Cassie]

That would explain everything

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then after that Jack walks out of the room satisfied and HIS EX WIFE walks in and says "did he fall for it?" and Allah says "yes, MY FATHER has no idea of the truth!"

 

[Grammour Boy]

World peace: WHY DON'T WE JUST DO IT?

Because we have more WMD's for sale.

 

[CaptainWacky]

no

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I live in peace, it's all the assholes around me that don't.

 

[Grammour Boy]

PAX EGGSMAYO