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Worse cover story ever

whisky

Boobie inspector
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12105157

So 3000 birds drop from the sky at the same time over one town on new years eve, at the same time as the fireworks display, so fireworks must be the cause.

I guess its lucky no other town in the world sent loads of fireworks up on the same night.

Errrrr...



Still, could be a clever viral marketing ploy to try and bring back flashforward.
 
They also theorised it could be lightning.

Some people think it could be the government that caused the situation, which well it could very well be.

This radio show Coast to Coast AM that I listen too had a couple guests in the first hour talking about it.

Odd situation really.
 
NOW GOVERNMENT ORCHESTRATES 'DOUBLE POSTS' TO DISCREDIT SKEPTICS
 
I BLAME ROBERT LOGGIA FAN CLUBS WHO PARTIED HARD CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY.
 
I captioned that news story yesterday for a Chicago station. It brought the lulz.
 
This happened in a few other towns around the world at around the same time, they didnt all go for the firework excuse so here are the other explinations for sudden mass bird deaths.

They were on the road, and didnt get out of the way, they died from being run over, and not remembering that they could fly.

They ate themselves to death because they forgot they were full, then all died of heart attack at the same time.

They drank themselves to death on the by products of wine production, but still managed to fly away before all dying at the same time.
 
Yeah, I only found out about the Romanian drunken birds one last night. Maybe this happens all the time and it only got covered so much because of some sort of snowball effect, but it's intriguing!
 
Things must be really bad in Romania if the birds are drinking themselves to death.
 
I think it's the fallout from a day of Dr. Dave's wanking.
 
EVERYTIME DR DAVE WANKS A BIRD DIES
 
I have been wanking a lot lately...
 
YER KILLING THE BIRDS!
 
Only if you believe in chaos theory.
 
I've been on quite a good wanking streak as of late.
 
Wanking keeps the world turning.

If all it costs us is a few birds here and there, then SO BE IT.
 
That's the spirit!
 
I'm keeping it going.
 
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