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Worst Sun "let's destroy Emily!" story ever

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003230001-2007260867,00.html

RACE-row housemate Emily Parr dumped a teenage pal because she was too FAT.

The snobby blonde, booted out of the show for calling lapdancer Charley Uchea “n*****”, befriended size 16 Nicola Jordan in a pub.

But snobby Emily later sent a flurry of texts labelling Nicola a “whale” and a “hippo”.

The shocked 16-year-old said that when she tried to find out what was wrong, Emily told her she did not want to be friends with someone her size.

Emily, 19, left Nicola a torrent of abuse on her voicemail and the terrified teenager had to change her number. The pair met at Nicola’s local pub in Southport, Merseyside, last August.

Nicola said: “She seemed a nice girl and we hit it off. But in January I hadn’t heard from her for a while so I texted her.

“I later got a nasty message saying she didn’t want to be friends with somebody of my size. I kept getting more texts from her and loads of voicemails which were really hurtful.

“I had to change my number in the end. Emily is a nasty piece of work and will do whatever she can to win or get her own way.”
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So she makes friends with some fat girl in a pub, doesn't speak to her for months...then randomly decides to start sending her abusive message? What, was she bored one night and thought "I know, I'll ruin that porker's life!"? AND WHY IS THE FAT GIRL'S FACE SO WHITE?
 
I guess she hasnt been out the house much, unlike Emily!

ta din bum
 
I didn't know Charley was a lapdancer. Eww.
 
Emily must tour the country looking for minorities to abuse.
 
Or go back into the house to shout homophobic abuse at Gerry and the clown "see, I'm not racist, I hate white fags as well!!"
 
I want her to be redeemed so that all of humanity has hope.
 
Since Shilpa was racially abused then won, does this mean Charlie will win?
 
No.
 
No.
 
Please god if you exist dont let that happen.

I don't promise I will take it as a sign or anything, this isn't some kind of deal I'm cutting ok>?
 
Emily and Charely in "ebony and ivory" style lads mag photo shoot by this time next month, guaranteed.
 
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