Would Ed Burns be a good director for STAR TREK?

[Aquehonga]

Maybe even for STAR TREK XII?

Besides Burns, other directors outside the box would be good for Trek.

IE: Nolan, Donner, Hughes, Jackson, Allen, del Toro, Scorsese, Fincher entc ent.

 

[FBI parte due]

Tom Fontana?

 

[Aquehonga]

Tom Fontana?

That would be cool. He did great work with "Homicide:Life on the Street" & "Oz".

 

[Gagh]

Would INSERT NAME OF INDIVIDUAL be a good idea to play / be in / direct INSERT NAME OF CHARACTER / TV SERIES / MOVE HERE?

Follow this simple method, swapping out names & shows where relevant, and you could have up to a dozen fresh threads a week! Example:

Would HULK HOGAN be a good idea to play JABBA THE HUTT?

Would UWE BOLL be a good idea to direct THE TEMPTATION OF CHRIST?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Marty Scorsese FTW!

 

[Gagh]

Would MARTY SCORCESE be a good director for EMMANUEL: MAFIA WARS?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Tony Blair to direct next Star Trek movie?!


American gossip site TMZ is reporting that former British shitlord and Prime Minister Tony Blair has expressed an interest in directing the next movie in the recently successful "Star Trek" franchise.

When asked for comment by BBC entertainment correspondent Nizo Newsround Nabimbo, Blair wasn't letting anything on.

"What the hell is Star Trek? Oh great it's Rageh Fucking Omar again?! Look, if this is about that Iraq thing again you can fuck off! I told you bastards already; George made me do it! Now bugger off!!", Tony Blair.

But sources close to the former-PM claim he's in negotiations to direct, amid worries of spiralling debts. "Yeah, *hic* dad... I mean, Mr Blaim, yeah... *hic* he's gonna be president of star trek or some shit? I dunno, why you asking me anyway mate? OI, BAZ, WHERE'S THE VODKA GONE?!"

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[CaptainWacky]

They'll launch a pre-emptive attack on the Klingons and there won't even be no weapons of mass-turbation!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Terry Gilliam should direct, so none of us HAVE ANY FUCKING CLUE WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

 

[Aquehonga]

Kevin Smith should direct STAR TREK XII. He is a Trekkie. As well as a Warsie & all round sci-fi & comic book geek.

 

[Gagh]

Kevin Smith? As much as I love him, that would not be a good mix. Get a genre director who knows what they're doing. JJ Abrams didn't do a bad job anyway.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Just get David Lynch to do it (and make it like a David Lynch film and not like Dune [although I don't hate Dune]) so that they can go to a planet where nothing makes sense and Spock ends up making love to a tricorder that's actaully his dead mother.

 

[Gagh]

Kyle MacLachlan plays a Romulan who has been mutated to look exactly like Kyle MacLachlan and communicates with others solely by juggling dwarf Romulans in thematic patterns.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Meanwhile, in Earth Spacedock, Scotty has just completed the Enterprise's refit when someone points out that it looks like a giant space banjo.

 

[Gagh]

Yes, and Uhura is an animated abstract silhouette with oversized breasts and hips, who everyone treats like an ordinary person.

 

[Classic_Forever]

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[Aquehonga]

Spielberg/Zemeckis?