Would you eat a pile of shit if you were starving?

[satan mcevil]

I mean you haven't eaten in like two weeks. Would you injest someone's feces to survive?

 

[jack]

d00d, don't eat feces, eat the person first.

 

[jack]

Remember that Stephen King short story where he eats himself?

 

[satan mcevil]

I dunno if it was between eating shit or dying...

 

[jack]

You should post this crap in the MF you know, you'd have a better audience

 

[satan mcevil]

It needs to be said.

 

[jack]

Really? Strawberries and chocolate doesn't help?

 

[jack]

Don't help? I don't know, whatever...

 

[Sarek]

Saw this topic and thought satan mcnugget was going to try his hand at cooking again.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Dogs do, so I don't see why I shouldn't.

 

[jack]

 

[Mentalist]

What is it with the scatological obsessions some folks have around here.

 

[Sarek]

Dogs do, so I don't see why I shouldn't.

They also sniff butts, lick their balls, chase cars, hump furniture and drink out of the toilet.

Sounds like the beginnings of a decent fraternity.

 

[Lilac]

Delta House is holding a Toga Party.

 

[satan mcevil]

Delta House is holding a Toga Party.

Fat lazy and stupid is no way to go through life.

 

[Sarek]

Fat lazy and stupid is no way to go through life.

Neither is short, fat and ugly. But you seem to be doing all right.

 

[satan mcevil]

Neither is short, fat and ugly. But you seem to be doing all right.

You're totally correct. Your mom love my company.

 

[Sarek]

You're totally correct. Your mom love my company.

You were lucky she's an invalid. She was stuck where she was. Otherwise, you would have never been able to catch her.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

They also sniff butts, lick their balls, chase cars, hump furniture and drink out of the toilet.

Sounds like the beginnings of a decent fraternity.

THIEF!