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Would you fight for peace?
- Thread starter Tyrant
- Start date
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
If I had a huge cock I'd be jumpin on all sorts of grenades.
Or something.
Or something.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
OK. A couple things I'm torn about (that aren't necessarily related to this thread): What's the deal with all the troops you see wearing sunglasses with a set of goggles on their helmet? Isn't that sort of like wearing a belt AND suspenders? I mean, if you have goggles, do you really need sunglasses? (And vice-versa)
The other thing is the armored crotch-protector. I was fortunate. When I was over there IEDs weren't a huge issue. Because I think the crotch-protector looks silly.
Now I love the boys. I'd probably rather lose one or both legs than to lose the boys, but I think I'd also rather lose the boys than look ridiculous every day (well, more ridiculous. The current helmet isn't exactly sexy.)
The other thing is the armored crotch-protector. I was fortunate. When I was over there IEDs weren't a huge issue. Because I think the crotch-protector looks silly.
Now I love the boys. I'd probably rather lose one or both legs than to lose the boys, but I think I'd also rather lose the boys than look ridiculous every day (well, more ridiculous. The current helmet isn't exactly sexy.)