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Would you hit it?

Mandi

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I was thinking about it, and I most certainly would! Even if she is a jesus freak.

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I'd let her drink my Jesus juice from my Hose of Knowledge.
 
Pauley Paulette is a good actress, but she doesn't do anything for me. Quite unattractive.
 
It might be nice to feel those buck teeth scrape a certain area of the body, though.
 
Sparkle Muffin said:
I was thinking about it, and I most certainly would! Even if she is a jesus freak.

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Gotta say, she's pretty freaky, for a Jesus freak. Yep -- I'd hit it. With a wifflebat. Allllll day long.
 
New phrase, "We Need More Whiffle Bat!!"
 
Sure, I'd fuck her. And then I'd laugh about Jesus being crucified.
 
I bet if you fucked her just right, you could make her say "oh jesus" over and over.
 
She doesn't look THAT bad. :D
 
jack said:
I bet if you fucked her just right, you could make her say "oh jesus" over and over.

Which is exactly (once of course you've unloaded) when you make fun of Jesus' well deserved crucifiction.
 
I'd hit it... more than once ;)

Why not?
 
No. She really isn't my type.
 
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I'd hit that out of the freakin' zip code.
 
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