Would you kill yourself if you were a bus?

[CaptainWacky]

Or would you just drive around with people inside you?

 

[Enkephalen]

As long as the bus doesn't drop below 55 mph, they are all safe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was 50.

 

[Enkephalen]

As a bus I like to exceed my speed limit.

 

[Hambil]

I'd be a magic bus (Too much, Magic Bus)

 

[CaptainWacky]

oka bye

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WELL YOU CAN RIDE THE MAGIC BUS...FOR 100...ENGLISH POUNDS!!!

Is Leeds at all interesting when the Who aren't playing there?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Leeds? That's a name I havne't heard since, oh, a few days ago

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Andrea Leeds was good in Stage Door.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

How does a bus kill itself? Jumping in front of an REALLY BIG speeding bus?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I said ANDREA LEEDS WAS GOOD IN STAGE DOOR!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I ignore anything that sounds vaguely play-ish.

(I'm an American, remember.)

(And this is not really true, though I almost never get to the theatre I love Tom Stoppard plays.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WROTE A PLAY

Man: HEllo

Woman: Hello

Man: I CNA'T HANDLE THIS

Woman: OH YOU MEN AND YOUR EGO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I actually wrote a one-act play that's like that, only it goes on for 10 pages.

 

[CaptainWacky]

do they have sex at the end?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No. They dance. But the Man/Woman leaves and the Woman/Man is left alone on stage.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

fin

 

[CaptainWacky]

a single tear rolls down the man's face

man: ...and the ironic thing is, I really do love bacon!