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Would you kill yourself if you were on fire?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Or let the fire BURN?
 
I'd drop, roll and.. um, what's the third thing?
 
ROLL BABY, ROLL!

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First you have to STOP
 
I'd imagine stopping would go against the natural panicky reaction of being on fire.
 
Yeah.. which is why people burn to death, especially those with jerry curls.
 
LISTEN TO HER!
 
Denethor didn't stop, drop and roll.
 
well, no.
 
IF ONLY HE HAD?
 
IF ONLY.
 
Poof! < burning to death sound effect.
 
Cassie, do you now understand how use of the word "poof" could be found offensive?
 
Yes, that's why I explained it, OK?
 
My lolly tastes of bananas and strawberries.
 
some people BURN THEMSELVES ALIVE FOR PROTEST!

Would stopping dropping and rolling then not be counter-productive?
 
Some people are stupid.
 
agreed.


and I wouldnt burn myself for some stupid husband who croaked either OK?
 
SUTTEE (sp?) = STUPID.


^controversial?
 
No, it's just common sense!
 
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