Would you sacrifice yourself for Natalie Portman?

[CaptainWacky]

If an alien came to Earth and said he was going to eat one human then leave and randomly selected Natalie Portman as that human, would you put yourself forward to be eaten in her place?

I wouldn't.

 

[Cassie]

I would build a sandwich in the shape of Natalie and fool the alien!

 

[Dr Dave]

I would not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^What about for Emma?

 

[The Dork Lord]

No.

 

[Mentalist]

I'd ask the alien to eat her clothes first then allow me a moment to take some pictures.


You know.. So I could mourn properly....later..

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'd ask the alien to eat her clothes first then allow me a moment to take some pictures.


You know.. So I could mourn properly....later..

Yeah pretty much I mean the alien isn't going to eat fabric is it that would be like eating the banana skin so she's probably gon' have to get naked and we can see some damn titties.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We're all going to die, probably in some boring way, so why not use the opportunity to be the only human ever eaten by alien for Natalie Portman?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I totally fucking would.

 

[Mentalist]

I'd like to say that I wouldn't. But if I got to actually talk to her for 5 minutes beforehand and she told me how much she wanted to live I probably would.

 

[Homo Erectus]

sap.

 

[Loktar]

I'd make a nice Natalie Portman Memorial 100 foot statue of her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you let her die, her baby would avenge her.

 

[Loktar]

The baby would be eaten for dessert or maybe saved for leftovers in one of those tinfoil swans.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shut the fuck up about Natalie's baby.

 

[FBI parte due]

Would you kill for Natalie Portman?

 

[CaptainWacky]

If I had to.

 

[Homo Erectus]

but would she kill for YOU?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wouldn't expect her to.

 

[Henoch]

I would sacrifice myself for a MAN if his name were Natalie Portman & he looked like Ian Somerhalder or Hugh Jackman. Just sayin'.