Would you sacrifice yourself for Natalie Portman?

[Britney's Baby]

Shut the fuck up about Natalie's baby.

I'll take that baby on! Bring it, Golden Child!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF ANY ALIENS ARE READING THIS THREAD, PLEASE COME TO EARTH AND KILL ME IN THE NAME OF NATALIE PORTMAN.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Why do you have to bump all these threads where I've made terrible posts?

Spoiler

That's every thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You were just trying to impress Menty. A curse we're both free of now.

 

['Gear]

Yeah so coming in a little late here -

Natalie Portman circa The Professional maybe because how cute was that one creepy scene? Natalie Portman circa Black Swan no effin way. Let the beast eat that old shoe leather lunatic.

 

[Donovan]

I'd probably offer to help them eat her. Just sayin. Unless they were Japanese tentacle aliens, in which case sloppy seconds = gross.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I missed the post where Loktar put a red dot on Natalie's baby's forehead...

 

[Loktar]

I missed the post where Loktar put a red dot on Natalie's baby's forehead...

It was just a dab of cherry sauce...om nom nom...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even if all the aliens were going to do was shout at Natalie a bit, I'd still ask for them to kill me so she wouldn't have to go through that.

 

[headvoid]

But if they tickled her, would you just watch?

 

['Gear]

I'd be profoundly disappointed that the alien was only going to eat one person.

I can think of at least four people I'd like someone to eat this morning, a few more this afternoon and I'm pretty sure I can put something together for dinner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Non-consentual tickling is probably as bad as rape in someone's eyes.

 

[headvoid]

You avoided my question...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd watch to see how she reacts.

 

[Yub]

OMG, the answer is simple. Clone her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Impossible.