Would you still post in the MF if you were a vampire?

[CaptainWacky]

Yes or no?

 

[Tisiphone]

Yes. And I'd have a nubile, naked young man chained up next to the computer so I could dine and type at the same time!

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, but then the MF would be all lame with everyone wanting to suck everyone else's blood and shit. "I vant to suck your blood!" would become part of the MF lexicon.

 

[starbys]

But wouldn't the color scheme be inverted?

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes i would post in the MF even if I was a vampire.

 

[Dual]

I'd be too busy posting in The Badlands.

 

[Cassie]

Dweeb

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd still post here. I'd give up all the other boards though. And I would convert rEFCL to a lair in order to trap unsuspecting twinks with soft supple necks and healthy veins.

 

[whisky]

But where would an online vampire find a never ending supply of virgins?

Oh right

TrekBBS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But their necks are nonexistent, and their veins are filled with Monster and Pizza Rolls.

 

[Dual]

Drink their blood and you're sure to come down with a few diseases.

 

[starbys]

Their veins would be sweet with adult onset diabeetus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But their necks are nonexistent, and their veins are filled with Monster and Pizza Rolls.

Monsters are the natural enemy of vampires.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SPOIKE VS. GODZILLA: SHOWDOWN IN NEW SUNNYDALE

 

[The Tomtrek]

Already am.

 

[The Tomtrek]

(I'm a vampire)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Oh, how snug. Big lizard doesn't like smokers. Well here's to you, mate--" *lights up*

"ROOOOAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!" *snaps Spike in his jaws*

"Oh bloody hell" *turns to dust*

 

[CaptainWacky]

*comes back as a ghost in Angel season 5 for reasons which are never completely explained*

 

[Gagh]

I WOULD ONLY POST IN TE MF IF I WERE A VAMPIRE BUT ONLY IF Karl kennedy teamed with Rikishi to help thhe chuckle brothers rape columbo';s wife

 

[The Tomtrek]

*comes back as a ghost in Angel season 5 for reasons which are never completely explained*

I believe the reason was "Hay maybe if we put Spike onto the show people will watch it and we wont get cancelled.".

NOT EVEN SPIKE COULD SAVE ANGEL.

(the show)