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Would you trust these men?

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
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The fascinating thing for me is the hovering crown. How is that working?
 
Probably fishing line from that metal arm-thing hanging over it?

I really hope those aren't scare quotes around the word "imagination."
 
Pa? WTF?? WHERE'S MOM?

Obviously the dildo chair is supposed to subvert the attention of those without "imagination". The message is plain - Your ability to FUCKING LEVITATE is limited only by your imagination. Look, it say so right there in the literature plain as day.

Simple folk fixate on the ridiculous chair and the two old men cranking on the hp. The crown is symbolic as is the term "pleasure throne". You too can be a Prince of The Power of The Air.
 
Gotta be Vegas or Atlantic City. Dildo says Vegas.

They do have a look of resolute purpose to them. I suppose I would too if I possessed the secrets of levitation cloaked under the guise of a dildo chair company.

How come my spellcheck doesn't know dildo? Cheap ass shit.
 
Mike Hammer and the son from Crazy like a fox.

Yeah, I watched a lot of american TV in the 80s.
 
Don't worry, 'Gear, the British sense of humor is famously "broad," so you'll have to telegraph the punchline a bit next time you want them to get a joke.
 
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