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Mentalist

Mentalist

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Stab a hedgehog in the head with a screwdriver and then run around your local supermarket with it hanging from your neck on a chain made from shimmering sammite (or just normal ROPE) and then turkey slap the girl or guy at checkout 12 for ten grand?
 
LOL!!! Um....no...probably not. I don't think I could stab a hedgehog in the head. :( Maybe if someone else killed it and I just had to run around like a fool and assault the checkout person. I wouldn't consider it for anything under 50K. I would also immediately give the checkout person half, cause that's just fucked up.
 
I would, if the hedgehog were roaming the streets calling "DINSDALE!"

I feel it would be my public duty.
 
I would fear the hedgehog uprising.
 
YES,.
GRAPESD
 
Yes, and I'd use part of the money to hire an army of hobos to follow me around yelling "LOOK OUT ABOVE! IT'S THE NEW CHICKEN TONGUE GOD!" while I was doing it.
 
Hedgehog vendettas are not pretty.
 
I would put the hedgehog in a bowl full of punch, then yell at the top of my voice that the drink had been spiked
 
If I needed the ten grand in 24 hours to save my mother from being waterboarded.

I only hope I could find a hedgehog that fast.
 
Could you get away with stabbing a soft toy Sonic the Hedgehog instead?
 
I'd stab some people in the head for 10 grand.
 
Well... stabbings all around then.
 
Not in the face, unless it's legalised.
 
4:20 STAB EVERYDAY LEGALIZE IT
 
Hedgehog flavoured crisps were in fact NOT made by gypsies, dissapointingly.
 
I was probably too scared to eat them at the time, and now they will never come again.
 
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