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wtf is this shit ?

Internet Troll said:
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of a fucking idiot called Bickendan
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I'm sorry, what was that? Do understand -- it's so incredibly hard to understand what you're saying with your foot lodged so far in your mouth.

You made the claim that Jack the Ripper died of, and I quote, "deep butt secks," yes? Well, let's see what I can quickly dig up on our depraved English serial murderer, shall we?

Ah yes, Jack the Ripper, whose identity is shrouded in some mystery. A glimpse into the Rogues' Gallery is in order:

Montague John Druitt -- suicide by drowning in the River Thames.
Seweryn Antonowicz Kłosowski, aka George Chapman -- a Pole (an interesting note, to be certain), hung for poisoning three wives.
Aaron Kosminski -- a Polish Jew, died in an asylum due to a poor diet, emaciating himself through paranoia.
Michael Ostrog -- a Russian, suspected though records show he was jailed in France during the Ripper murders. Last date of record is 1904, presumable death of natural causes, perhaps.
David Cohen -- a Pole, possibly originally Nathan Kaminsky, died in asylum in 1889. Violently antisocial, and whose probable name caused some confusion that caused Aaron Kosminski to be suspected.

The other suspects have too little evidence to credibly them as Jack the Ripper. None of them died of, how is it you put it? "Deep butt secks," if memory serves, yes? Do try to have your facts straight if you're out to go trolling. I'm sure if you practice in front of a mirror an hour a day for the next two years, at the very least, you may have built your skills enough to try your hand at the keyboard and attempt to live to your grandiose self-moniker, 'Internet Troll'.
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Speak English, and try again. Couldn't seem to cobble it together, even with an advanced Thesaurus.
 
Internet Troll said:
the music is shit... so shit that you fap to it
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Actually, "I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth, Baby" won more awards for its excellence in composition than just about any other modern composition of its time. Completely transcended its own genre.

The title of the song was the joke, which you clearly missed. What's exquisite about it though, is the depth that you get pwned by it :bigass:
 
jack said:
Actually, "I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth, Baby" won more awards for its excellence in composition than just about any other modern composition of its time. Completely transcended its own genre.

The title of the song was the joke, which you clearly missed. What's exquisite about it though, is the depth that you get pwned by it :bigass:
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i dont care if the title of song is a joke or not... i am here just to piss you off and ruin your life
 
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