Yay - More lame Shiteness for London 2012

[Gagh]

Check out our AMAZING NEW MASCOTS in this video.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8693391.stm

http://www.ourlondon2012.com/mascots/

NOW IT CAN'T FAIL!

 

[Mentalist]

I saw these on Beeb News. Totally fucking wank.

Now we have two shitty mascots to go with our completely retarded overpriced logo that I could have done a better job of in PS drunk on Jack Daniels at 5 in the morning.

 

[Gagh]

I was hoping for something more true to Britain how about HARRY THE HYPERDERMIC NEEDLE and COLIN THE USED CONDOM?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or BROWN THE BROKEN BOTTLE?

These things remind me of Kang and Kodos from the Simpsons, which is pretty funny considering the logo...

 

[The Tomtrek]

They look like something the T-1000 would shit.

 

[eloisel]

I've always wanted a couple of flexible steel dolls animated by a magical rainbow. If you don't want them, I'll take them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What happened to the Lisa Simpson giving Hitler a blowjob thing.

 

[The Tomtrek]

That's still the logo.

It's just now we have these terrible CGI blobs things as the mascot.

If they're supposed to encourage kids to be active and do sports for the Olympics, why do they look overweight?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because kids will think that if they DO SPORTS they'll get to turn into robots!

 

[The Tomtrek]

But they're not robots.

R2D2 is a robot. Why can't I be R2D2?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY'RE LVIING STEEL. THAT'S NEARLY A ROBOT OKAY.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Well why can't we have the T-1000.

Maybe if the T-1000 told me to do sports I'd've done sports.

Maybe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wouldn't have.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Have you seen the guys in the suits? They can't walk properly! They just shuffle along!

 

[WillsZenith]

what a pile of bollocks! howthe fuck did this country have an empire, they prob cost 20 million to develop and are so pc correct they could only offend small one eyed metal based lifeforms...

what a pile of shit, whoever designed that shit should be strapped to the nearest gay cruising site and made to suck on any one eyed monsters that appear...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Truly they can't compare with the many classic memorable Olympic mascots of the past like, umm...Thingy.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Springy, the Springfield Spring!

 

[Gagh]

Who can forget the Nazi Olympics mascot, Dave the Dead Jew.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't really see anything especially "PC" about these mascots. What? Are they meant to be pulling down their pants and exposing their swastika tattooed buttocks, while pushing a small disabled child from a wheelchair using one hand and rubbing their own fresh turd into the face of an elderly dementia sufferer with the other?

 

[Gagh]

The Times interviewed some kids over what they thought. A four year old said one had a 'hand that looks a bit like a knife', and The Times said it was 'typical' of how 'safety conscious' society has become.

What a crock of shit, any kid knows knives are BAD. BAD. KNIFE CUT. HURT.