Ye gods, Man!!

[Loktar]

*gets a Loktar boner*

 

[Falconarg]

*glocks the nerds*

 

[Loktar]

*fucks the nerds*

Thank you!

 

[Falcy Girl]

FALCY YOU LEAVE THOSE NERDS ALONE! I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING!

 

[Loktar]

FALCY YOU LEAVE THOSE NERDS ALONE! I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING!

Sadly you're not the only one he's fucking. He's fucked half of the Badlanders.

Why do you think he runs this place?

 

[Falconarg]

FALCY YOU LEAVE THOSE NERDS ALONE! I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING!

open your mouth

 

[Falconarg]

*glocks*

 

[Falcy Girl]

MMmMmm. Thank you! Tastes just like I expected--peanut butter!

You are so delicious, Falcy-honey.


*begs*

Please, sir, I want some more!

 

[Love Child]

^Um, wut?! LOL!

 

[Falconarg]

*glocks love child*

 

[The Dork Lord]

I don't want
anybody else
when I think about you
I glock myself!

 

[Falconarg]

k

 

[The Dork Lord]

^Glocksucker

 

[Loktar]

*strokes his glock until his cum goes off*

 

[The Dork Lord]

^That's why you must always practice safety sex!

 

[Loktar]

That one practice I can certainly condom.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Remember not to squeeze the trigger too fast

 

[Falconarg]

gays

 

[Gagh]

buckets.

 

[Loktar]

gays

*grabs his crotch*

Nope still straight.