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YES..I got my Motorcycle Riding Permit today!

I just had my Helmet delivered to me by Fed Ex this morning :cool:





I got it on eBay for only $60 bucks Brand New :techman:

The rest of my Riding gear should be here within a week.
 
Once I start riding, I plan to buy a lot of aftermarket parts :hmm:

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I passed the test, and now I must take a Two Day class in Motorcycle Riding school to get my Motorcycle License. Classes start this month!

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I love it. Now, guys like me could run you over without leaving a single scratch upon my car, yet STILL collect from your insurance company for getting in my way. I recall watching a cyclist wipe out whilst I was riding in a cab in Calgary. It was both horrid and amusing. He simply could not make the curve well enough. Both the cab driver and I watched as the fucking cyclist bounced along the pavement for many metres. Part of me was snickering, and muttering 'dumbass'.
 
Hey, I had motorcycle classes (and passed the test) on a GB 500!! Oh, fond memories...

As for my all-time (devastatingly unobtainable) toy bike:



Ducati SS900 Chiara. Sigh.

You go ahead and dream about paying a fortune for a bike that couldn't touch their Japanese counterparts in either quality or engineering. You are an idiot.
 
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Aw, Lucy, as much as I usually love your way of riling people up, this time it really makes you look multo stupido in my eyes. :D
 
I love it. Now, guys like me could run you over without leaving a single scratch upon my car, yet STILL collect from your insurance company for getting in my way. I recall watching a cyclist wipe out whilst I was riding in a cab in Calgary. It was both horrid and amusing. He simply could not make the curve well enough. Both the cab driver and I watched as the fucking cyclist bounced along the pavement for many metres. Part of me was snickering, and muttering 'dumbass'.

Oh that's right, I forgot. You're this weird Paki cab driver from wherever Buffalo meets Canada.

Didn't you have SARS?
 
Aw, Lucy, as much as I usually love your way of riling people up, this time it really makes you look multo stupido in my eyes. :D

Ah, cunt is pissed because I was RIGHT, as usual. Americans are also pissed that the Europeans and Japanese passed them by long ago when it comes to the manufacture of motorcycles.

Sweetie, I have SEEN Ducatis, and they are far, far over-rated. I would take a Suzuki over them any time. I GREW UP with Suzukis. Those fucking NIPS know how to build their bikes. I had a lot of friends who rode motocross, and I rode their bikes. No European or American motocross bikes. Hmmm, wonder why that is?

Please attempt to THINK before you post shit about things you know nothing.
 
Oh that's right, I forgot. You're this weird Paki cab driver from wherever Buffalo meets Canada.

Didn't you have SARS?


Buffalo meets Canada? Someone failed Geography, I see.

There were cases of SARS in Toronto long ago, brought about by you fucking diseased American scum.
 
Ah, Snookums, you're too easy. I didn't even have to be the one to point out what exactly made your opinion worthless - you've just managed to do that all by yourself:

Sweetie, I have SEEN Ducatis,
Yeah, well - congratulations. I, as it happens, actually rode a few of them.
I GREW UP with Suzukis.
All the more puzzling that you would call the Hayabusa a counterpart to the SS900, then. :hmmm:

I had a lot of friends who rode motocross, and I rode their bikes. No European or American motocross bikes. Hmmm, wonder why that is?
Hm, no idea, but then we weren't exactly talking about motocross bikes in the first place, were we? :D

Ah, cunt is pissed because I was RIGHT, as usual.
Nah, just procrastinating and enjoying a nice spar with you instead of doing something useful.
 
Ah, Snookums, you're too easy. I didn't even have to be the one to point out what exactly made your opinion worthless - you've just managed to do that all by yourself:

Yeah, well - congratulations. I, as it happens, actually rode a few of them.


Who cares? What is your point? I KNOW people who own them. One of them claimed they were far too expensive for the problems they have, problems they should NOT have when one considers their exorbitant cost.

Do NOT compare the act of simply riding a Ducati with having spoken to someone who actually OWNED one, dumbass.



All the more puzzling that you would call the Hayabusa a counterpart to the SS900, then. :hmmm:


I did no such thing, you lying cunt. The fact you would resort to the tactics of the lie would suggest you are cornered. Live with it, you are clued out.


Hm, no idea, but then we weren't exactly talking about motocross bikes in the first place, were we? :D

Are not motocross bikes in fact 'bikes', you dumb shit? In fact, it is with motocross bikes where one discovers who the better manufacturer is, since they go through more grueling punishment than does a mere streetbike. I ask again, WHY ARE THERE NO AMERICAN MOTOCROSS BIKES? Quite simple really, Americans cannot build shit, especially when one considers that motocross is an American sport in the truest sense. Even CANADA built motocross bikes.

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Nah, just procrastinating and enjoying a nice spar with you instead of doing something useful.

How is it 'sparring' when you are clearly OWNED from the onset of the 'discussion'? WTF? You have rather a high opinion of yourself where none is warranted.
 
Woah, Lucy, dear, your post makes you look agitated. Chill, honey, it's just motorcycles, not racism or something.

Who cares? What is your point? I KNOW people who own them. One of them claimed they were far too expensive for the problems they have, problems they should NOT have when one considers their exorbitant cost.
I take it it hasn't crossed your mind that the fact that I have ridden them might also mean that I have, like, also talked to their owners? Or, maybe, possibly, HAVE BEEN an owner, myself? Nah, I guess it didn't, lol!

Do NOT compare the act of simply riding a Ducati with having spoken to someone who actually OWNED one, dumbass.
rofl, no, I'd never do that.*

I did no such thing, you lying cunt. The fact you would resort to the tactics of the lie would suggest you are cornered. Live with it, you are clued out.
Oh come on. Resorting to nitpicking linguistic pragmatics so soon in the game? Seriously, you're no fun anymore.

Are not motocross bikes in fact 'bikes', you dumb shit?
Yes, they are. But what does that have to do with a comparison between the Ducati SS900 Chiara and "their Japanese counterparts" that you mentioned?

I ask again, WHY ARE THERE NO AMERICAN MOTOCROSS BIKES?
Well, I don't know. Maybe you should ask an American?

Quite simple really, Americans cannot build shit, especially when one considers that motocross is an American sport in the truest sense.

It is? Funny, and here I thought it evolved from scrambles in the UK. But hey, I bet you've once talked to someone who knows somebody whose granddad watched a motocross race once, so what do I know, right?

Even CANADA built motocross bikes.

Wow, that's, like, so cool, dude! But what do you mean by "even"? Are you implying that there is something wrong with Canada so it's kind of surprising that they manage to build something as technically challenging as a motocross bike? That's not very patriotic, Lucy!



*As I said - you're way too easy today. :D
 
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