Yes, I'm happy I still have a job

[Tisiphone]

And shouldn't take it for granted and just be grateful that I'm not one of the millions that is out of work.

BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! DO YOU REALLY NEED TO MAKE ME HANG AROUND FOR AN EXTRA HOUR FOR A TWO-MINUTE CUT IN? THAT'S A FUCKING NO YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS

GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO HASN'T BEEN HERE SINCE 4 AM, OR BETTER YET, A REMOTE WRITER

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST WANT TO QUIT AND DRIVE AROUND MAKING MONEY WHEN I NEED IT AS A WAITRESS/HOOKER

 

[DarthSikle]

Waitress/Hooker?

Interesting combo.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'll serve you dinner then provide dessert as myself...

 

[Ishcabittle]

table for one, please.

 

[Cassie]

Coffee, tea, or Tisiphone?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think you'll ever be replaced by a robot?

 

[Tisiphone]

^Sometimes I wish!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course they would need someone to oil the robot's nuts.

 

[Dr Dave]

Can't a maintenance tech do that?

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I don't know why so many women run when I mention "Pleasure Slave" as a vocation.

Maybe if I put away the net and the cuffs first?

-SB

 

[Tisiphone]

Approach us as if we're a timid mare....

 

[Dr Dave]

Ride em cowboy?

 

[Tisiphone]

Yee haw

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU COULD MANAGE WILLIAM REGAL.

 

[headvoid]

Dont let them get you down tis - I can see you work hard and care...

 

[CaptainWacky]

JAI HO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Next time there's a Bachelor/Bachelorette show, can you ask for that gig, and then just keep typing "You're an emotionally unstable freak for investing so much in this show, please put down the Mallomars, turn it off and get some therapy!" over and over again?

 

[Laker_Girl]

I lost my job three weeks ago today. You'd think I'd have time to lie around the house and watch judge shows all day but damn if I'm not busier than when I had a job!! Planning a wedding is such an incredible son-of-a-BITCH!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Are you gonna send out invites, or will guests been given a knowing wink and a nudge?

 

[Tisiphone]

^LoL...