Yet Another "Ask Me Anything" Thread.

[Love Child]

^ What he asked. Is that the mistress? Is she still around? Do you have another?

 

[TheArtist]

You have my mistresses confused. Mine was not the clove cigarette buttress. Mine was the one with with vestigial tail. Which, by the way, was very hot.

Mistresses should be retired/rotated about every 3-5 years. Otherwise they are called "companions".

 

[Volpone]

When the Obamas do butt stuff, do you think Michelle goes easy on him, or does she use the biggest one she has?

 

[TheArtist]

Why do you care?

 

[Ancalagon]

Why do you care?

Butt stuff is kinda his thing.