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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Too bad about the diverticulitis, huh Daddy? 7 perforated feet they removed from you. Christ, you should have laid off the twinkies before they plucked your rotten teeth out of your head like the corroded stumps they were. One by one.

Must have hurt. Two years it took just to remove them? About the only time you shut your fucking mouth in your whole fucked up life.

:::laughing:::
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Too bad about the diverticulitis, huh Daddy? 7 perforated feet they removed from you. Christ, you should have laid off the twinkies before they plucked your rotten teeth out of your head like the corroded stumps they were. One by one.

Must have hurt. Two years it took just to remove them? About the only time you shut your fucking mouth in your whole fucked up life.

:::laughing:::

It's like a retarded version of "Angela's Ashes".
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Actually it's more like a very sad, very long story that you don't have access to.

But by all means, keep Dancing, asshat.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
34 :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
9
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Have no fear

I'll be gone before you know it

In my private Lear

No second chance (don't want to blow it)
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
You will do what you are told

Until I disappear
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Into thin air.
 
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