You are a drunk neighbour coming home at 1.30AM

[CaptainWacky]

There's only crying babies here. I suppose it's better that they're crying than not (because then they'd be dead.)

 

[Tisiphone]

My small town, the biggest enjoyment my neighbors get when they're drunk is driving down the street and making the Dukes of Hazards horn sound.

I'm not kidding about that. Welcome to redneckville.

 

[Conchaga]

That's what you get for living in sin!

 

[whisky]

Do they actually have the horn, or do they make the sound themselves?

Conch, guess you win this round of whose got the worst neighbours

 

[Tisiphone]

They actually have the horn.

I'm living in sin? I AM sin!

 

[curiousa2z]

Conch, guess you win this round of whose got the worst neighbours

he really does. *shudders*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cleveland's neighbours are bears.

 

[Conchaga]

Conch, guess you win this round of whose got the worst neighbours

Yeah, there's a reason we keep loaded guns in the house.

 

[whisky]

Too persistent Avon ladies?

 

[Conchaga]

Well, we got one after some girl scouts threatened to break our legs if we didn't buy any cookies.

 

[whisky]

Those bitches are ruthless!

 

[Cassie]

My neighbors moo all the damn time. THEY ARE DELICIOUS.

 

[whisky]

Got milk?

 

[Dr Dave]

They actually have the horn.

...

indeed.

Well, we got one after some girl scouts threatened to break our legs if we didn't buy any cookies.

I heard the cookies are not even made out of real girl scouts.