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Mirah

Mirah

I love you
I turn on the news
feeling so important
thinking, "I'm going to watch the news tonight"
"I'm going to know things"

But you call this news?
You think I know anything more that I didn't know before?
This blows
It sucks
I'm sorry I wasted my time coming downstairs to turn on the television.

I should know by now.
 
Mirah

Mirah

I love you
All these people standing in line to get a flu shot, it seems this is the time to minimize your contact with people.
 
Yub

Yub

Anachrophobic
Good ol' Falconarg. Still a complete wanker. Good to see some things don't change.
 
Mirah

Mirah

I love you
A judge picks up male prostitutes for years in the Tacoma area claiming he was offering advice and only gave them money but never for sex. He also used to go into an adult theater to get chicken soup out of the vending machine for a quarter. He was defending himself.
 
FBI parte due

FBI parte due

Folces Weard
Apparently some plane from the 70s exploded and the economy is OK.
 
Loktar

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
Mirah said:
I turn on the news
feeling so important
thinking, "I'm going to watch the news tonight"
"I'm going to know things"

But you call this news?
You think I know anything more that I didn't know before?
This blows
It sucks
I'm sorry I wasted my time coming downstairs to turn on the television.

I should know by now.
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Thats why I get most of my news from the Internets.
 
Blindgroping

Blindgroping

U mad 'bro?
What I hate most about today's "news" shows is that they often tell you to goto their website if you want to know more.

And the stories they choose...
Celebrity gossip does not affect my life.
random shootings do not affect my life.
fires do not affect my life.

Give me news that is news worthy.
 
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