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You can buy frozed chopped onions now.

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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WHEN WAS THIS MADE POSSIBLE?
 
Back in the 1930's when the supermarket was invented.


(I will literally shit a brick if this is an even partially accurate guess)
 
That would infer you will have eaten a brick, which is not advisable.
 
Frozen chopped bricks.

That's where I ended up and I don't really know where to go with it. I'm no magician.
 
Dr Dave said:
That would infer you will have eaten a brick, which is not advisable.
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If I did stuff that was advisable I'd still have a job today.

(Not even a brick made of bacon and/or chocolate?)
 
Dr Dave said:
WHEN WAS THIS MADE POSSIBLE?
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When it snowed and the power went out, and I put the onions and other vegetables and fruit in the basement, they froze. After the power came on, I needed money and I sold my frozen onions to the neighbors who didn't have any.
 
I must now make a chocolate covered bacon brick.
 
What do they call that when coffee shoots out of your nose because you read something that hit you sideways?

Thanks a bunch Yub.
 
Spontaneous reactive shooting of beverage out nose = snarfing.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Spontaneous reactive shooting of beverage out nose = snarfing.
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Furries also call it snarfing when two dudes dress up as Snarf and have sex.


(not really...well maybe...how would I know?)
 
I thought snarfing was when the .. uh .. recipient shot the load out their nose.
 
That may have been SOME PERVERTS trying to steal the phrase from innocent school choldren for their own DEBASED, NEFARIOUS PURPOSES, but I shall fight it with every fiber of my being!
 
Fucking perverts.

I should probably leave the thread now that we're cursing perverts.
 
Snarfing definitely does ring a bell. Maybe I saw some snarfing on deviantart at some point.
 
"The act of eating out anothers butthole in a pig like manner."

Did someone catch a pig doing this and coin the term? Also, isn't it a given that the snarfer is eating out 'another's' butthole or is my math bad?
 
Snarf Snarf Snarf?
 
Thundercats debuted in 1984.

Years before that, to us in the lunchroom, snarfing meant shooting liquid out your nose because somebody made you laugh while you were drinking something, preferably milk.

FUCK THUNDERCATS AND FUCK THE INTERNET. AND FUCK SEX FOR RUINING EVERYTHING NICE IN LIFE.
 
SNARF SNARF SNARF!
 
Fuck life for ruining everything nice in sex.
 
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