YOU CAN GO SUCK BALLS, CLIENT

[Ishcabittle]

ALL OF YOUR THEORIES WERE WRONG, GO FIGURE. IF YOU WERE RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG, YOU WOULD BE THE TECHNOLOGY CONSULTANT AND I WOULD BE THE DOUCHEBAG, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT IS, IS IT?

TAKE A LOOK AT MY BUSINESS CARD. YEAH, TECHNOLOGY CONSULTANT, THAT IS WHAT IT SAYS. SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU? I GUESS THAT'S DOUCHEBAG, THEN, HUH?

 

[Cassie]

GET 'EM, ISHCABITTLE! THE MF HAS YOUR BACK.

 

[Seph]

so does the ferrengi alliance.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should knock over their potted plants.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Techno Union Army *BEEP WHISTLE WHOOP* will sign your treaty.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ish, what if they try to suck your balls?

 

[Conchaga]

AND MY AXE!

 

[Seph]

almost an army of darkness quote there

BRUCE CAMPBELL FTW!!!!

 

[Conchaga]

^It's a direct LotR:FotR quote.

Gimli offers his AXE to the fellowship in Rivendell.

It also happens to be a pretty big meme on this and other message boards, for just such an occasion.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never heard it before.

 

[Conchaga]

I don't think I've ever heard anything said on TK.

I've read a lot of it.

 

[Ishcabittle]

thanks guys, it's good to know that things are solid and true in at least ONE fucking corner of the internet.

 

[Donovan]

It's in this scene right here...

[YOUTUBE]EoVtaZpSQCs[/YOUTUBE]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that SMG?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's probably from when the pair of them hosted the MTV movie awards. They had a really good opening showtune!

 

[Gagh]

ALL OF YOUR THEORIES WERE WRONG, GO FIGURE. IF YOU WERE RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG, YOU WOULD BE THE TECHNOLOGY CONSULTANT AND I WOULD BE THE DOUCHEBAG, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT IS, IS IT?

TAKE A LOOK AT MY BUSINESS CARD. YEAH, TECHNOLOGY CONSULTANT, THAT IS WHAT IT SAYS. SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU? I GUESS THAT'S DOUCHEBAG, THEN, HUH?

I wish you were a gynaecologist.

 

[Cassie]

I'd put my feet in the stirrups for ISHCABITTLE.