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You deserve better than me.

The Dork Lord

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
You deserve Neil. Hell, I deserve Neil.
If I’d had an older brother, it’d be Neil.
He’s Peter Parker: I’m only Ben Reilly.
But Neil fucked off and left us for dead.
I’m just running the ship for him, really.
This was Neil’s idea just as much as mine,
if not more. You all blame me for changing
The Badlands. Extreme Dorkover in my own
image. Whatever. You were there too, LC.

Now you and Gonad are saying the same shit
Gagh and Messy said last year, which I guess
only proves how easy I am. How I painted a
motherfuckin mustache on the Mona Lisa. Fuck
you. The Badlands changed, but the Badlands
fucking survived. There might not even be a
Badlands right now, let alone five and counting
if fucking somebody didn’t stand up and fight.
And no Mirah, I didn’t do it alone. I never said
I did. And we both know I never wanted it to be
about me. I did this because I love the Badlands
with an unholy passion. Plus/also I have no life.

I’m not even happy with a few of the things that
The Badlands have become, (elections, etc.) but
then again Missmanners claims to hate TKarma.
:shrugz: Point is, I’m not the fucking poster boy
for a fucking concept as old as life itself. Darwin
applies to the internetz also. Adapt or die. I don’t
make the grass grow, or the wind blow, or the
ship go, ok? As Loktard will tell you, I’m not God:
I’m just a whiney little emo bitch ;)

P.S. I know I know I said all this shit before, and I’ll
probably say it all again. So if you find this boring and/or
repetitive, please feel free to read some other thread :P
 
No, this wasn't boring. This was real.
I'm just sort of WTF about Neil, where did that come from? Although I could guess-but I won't say outloud.
There are things I could say and I've said them before too-but really the whole point is-This is TK I don't give a fucking rats ass. I'll always find somewhere to spam and spam about seX.
And anyway thats not the point either
I'm just um
I don't have time to care at this moment.
 
Love Child said:
No, this wasn't boring. This was real.
I'm just sort of WTF about Neil, where did that come from? Although I could guess-but I won't say outloud.
There are things I could say and I've said them before too-but really the whole point is-This is TK I don't give a fucking rats ass. I'll always find somewhere to spam and spam about seX.
And anyway thats not the point either
I'm just um
I don't have time to care at this moment.
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Well of course.

I just missed Neil.
 
The Dork Lord said:
You deserve Neil. Hell, I deserve Neil.
If I’d had an older brother, it’d be Neil.
He’s Peter Parker: I’m only Ben Reilly.
But Neil fucked off and left us for dead.
I’m just running the ship for him, really.
This was Neil’s idea just as much as mine,
if not more. You all blame me for changing
The Badlands. Extreme Dorkover in my own
image. Whatever. You were there too, LC.

Now you and Gonad are saying the same shit
Gagh and Messy said last year, which I guess
only proves how easy I am. How I painted a
motherfuckin mustache on the Mona Lisa. Fuck
you. The Badlands changed, but the Badlands
fucking survived. There might not even be a
Badlands right now, let alone five and counting
if fucking somebody didn’t stand up and fight.
And no Mirah, I didn’t do it alone. I never said
I did. And we both know I never wanted it to be
about me. I did this because I love the Badlands
with an unholy passion. Plus/also I have no life.

I’m not even happy with a few of the things that
The Badlands have become, (elections, etc.) but
then again Missmanners claims to hate TKarma.
:shrugz: Point is, I’m not the fucking poster boy
for a fucking concept as old as life itself. Darwin
applies to the internetz also. Adapt or die. I don’t
make the grass grow, or the wind blow, or the
ship go, ok? As Loktard will tell you, I’m not God:
I’m just a whiney little emo bitch ;)

P.S. I know I know I said all this shit before, and I’ll
probably say it all again. So if you find this boring and/or
repetitive, please feel free to read some other thread :P
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Nicely said. I hope you don't take any of the stuff I've said against you lately too personally. I'm just trolling along having fun and don't mean most of it. I'm having more fun fake resisting the fake gheyness than fake ghey sexing you atm but don't worry I'm sure I'll return to sometime in the future. Also wish I had more time to fake (real?) lust/love/fuck with Love Child. Whatev. Hope your cat is doing ok....for reelz. Peace out!
 
Loktar said:
Nicely said. I hope you don't take any of the stuff I've said against you lately too personally. I'm just trolling along having fun and don't mean most of it. I'm having more fun fake resisting the fake gheyness than fake ghey sexing you atm but don't worry I'm sure I'll return to sometime in the future. Also wish I had more time to fake (real?) lust/love/fuck with Love Child. Whatev. Hope your cat is doing ok....for reelz. Peace out!
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Of course I know it's not real Loktar, and I really must say I've had so much fun desecrating five messageboards across the internet with you these past few months. You are a true gem, and I'm lucky to have known you. You say all the right things at exactly the tight time, and the next time I write one of these fakeghey emo love letters, it will be dedicated to you. ;)

P.S. TY for your wishes for Trouble, I'm hoping he'll recover soon too!
 
So now you're painting yourself as a sympathetic creature? You want attention and pats on the back. Then it is back to playing by your rules, and when you don't get what you want you'll throw another whiny overbearing tantrum. It is annoying. Am I trolled for admitting that? Not to imply that you have no desirable qualities. Quite the opposite, in fact. Often you are a joyful, wonderful addition to the board. You put in loads of effort and creativity and productivity. That doesn't change the fact that sometimes you really manage to suck the fun out of the board with your incessant neediness. LOOOOVE ME, LC, LOOOOVE ME. ARENT I GOOD ENUFF 4 UUUUUU?

For what it is worth I'm pulling for Trouble as well.
 
The Dork Lord said:
Of course I know it's not real Loktar, and I really must say I've had so much fun desecrating five messageboards across the internet with you these past few months. You are a true gem, and I'm lucky to have known you. You say all the right things at exactly the tight time, and the next time I write one of these fakeghey emo love letters, it will be dedicated to you. ;)

P.S. TY for your wishes for Trouble, I'm hoping he'll recover soon too!
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Now I'm almost sorry for what I posted in some of the other threads a few minutes ago.
 
What an insightful and delightful post! I'm going to give you the attention you deserve this time Gonad, as I can see you've been feeling neglected lately:

Gonad said:
So now you're painting yourself as a sympathetic creature? You want attention and pats on the back.
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Gonad said:

I’m not painting myself as anything, dear. I reveal certain aspects of myself and let people react as they may. Same as I’ve ever done. And sure, I want pats on the back, who doesn’t? But I want your slaps and curses also. I want you to love me and hate me then love me again. I realize this isn’t a healthy attitude.

Then it is back to playing by your rules, and when you don't get what you want you'll throw another whiny overbearing tantrum.
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What fucking rules? LOL The only rule is that a story thrives on conflict. If there isn’t some type of bitchiness going on, people will change the channel.

It is annoying. Am I trolled for admitting that?
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Everyone tries to manipulate everyone else. That’s perfectly natural. If I want to manipulate you into being happy, I’ll give you a compliment. You once said that, right?

You being annoyed amuses me, but i guess you're only trolled if you want to be.

Not to imply that you have no desirable qualities. Quite the opposite, in fact. Often you are a joyful, wonderful addition to the board. You put in loads of effort and creativity and productivity.
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Thank you darling :D That honestly means a lot to me, as I’ve always respected, admired, (and yes, FEARED to an extent) you enough for me to consider you a friend.

That doesn't change the fact that sometimes you really manage to suck the fun out of the board with your incessant neediness. LOOOOVE ME, LC, LOOOOVE ME. ARENT I GOOD ENUFF 4 UUUUUU?
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Me and the rest of the board, you mean? Must be hell for you, as I’m sure you’re used to being “the pretty one”? :P

The funny thing, is you probably know more than most what’s real and what’s fake. For you to bite so hard is flattering :D

For what it is worth I'm pulling for Trouble as well.
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Thank you. Every bit of support you and everyone has given helps!
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The Dork Lord said:
Me and the rest of the board, you mean? Must be hell for you, as I’m sure you’re used to being “the pretty one”? :P
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HAHA hardly. That isn't for this thread. There is a difference between heavy flirting and pathetic begging, and there is even a difference between funny pathetic begging and annoying pathetic begging. You are so quick to assure people that your re/actions are part of a plan or joke. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
 
He reminds me of jack now. Don't take that as a compliment. And I am sure in a week jack will be down my throat anyway on the board aobut this very comment.
 
I'm going to turn this thread into a private conversation between me and Love Child. So LC, are you going to sex that guy? Was that his whole motivation?
 
Second dumbest thing I ever posted?

Gonad said:
HAHA hardly. That isn't for this thread. There is a difference between heavy flirting and pathetic begging, and there is even a difference between funny pathetic begging and annoying pathetic begging. You are so quick to assure people that your re/actions are part of a plan or joke. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
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OMGZ What an amazing fucking troll you are! YES I love LC. I love her as I never expected to love another human being. I've said that openly. If that annoys you, I'm sorry. But at the same time, I'm not a complete idiot, and i realize things often don't work out the way we want them too. Even if I never get to have the exact relationship I want with her, I will always consider her one of my closest friends.

ANd if you really think it's pathetic that I can still care enough for someone that I debase and humiliate myself in a public forum, I can only pity you. To me ait's a sign of hope.

I honestly expected to be done with all this crap (meaning love and relationships in general) by now.
 
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