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You guys have no idea what's in store for you...

dang ... I was hoping to find out what is in store for us. Hope it is something good. Something exciting. Something fresh. Something different than a guy in a tutu holding a wand making promises he cannot keep.

Oh, tutu man ... come here and wow us, please!!
 
Damn, I guess I do miss shit with my sigs off.
 
eloisel said:
dang ... I was hoping to find out what is in store for us. Hope it is something good. Something exciting. Something fresh. Something different than a guy in a tutu holding a wand making promises he cannot keep.

Oh, tutu man ... come here and wow us, please!!
Sorry... you'll just have to wait. Can't reveal everything at once, now, can I?

:::laughing robustly:::
 
I'm waiting. Really. And I'm scared. I've got the hershey-squirts I'm so frightened.

I guess.
 
Okay, just keep waiting... soon the entire plan will reveal itself, bit by bit. Really. I'm honestly not just making this up as I go along.

:::laughing:::

:::laughing:::

:::typing colons:::

:::scratching colon:::

:::laughing:::
 
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(cough)
 
How many posts do I need to get to two pages?
 
I forget.
 
Chuck said:
Sorry... you'll just have to wait. Can't reveal everything at once, now, can I?

:::laughing robustly:::

Oh ... goody, goody goody - more promises. Shivers just went up my spine - a robust laugh does that to me. My fingertips may tingle next. You could reveal everything at once. However, to keep it delicious, reveal only a bit at a time, slowly. When do you plan on beginning?
 
This was all supposed to mean something, but damned if I know what.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
This was all supposed to mean something, but damned if I know what.
There is something in the store for us.
It is a surprise.
It is going to be exciting...
fresh....
and delicious.
I'm thinking pie. What do you think it will be?
I'll run to the store and see who is right.
 
I can only hope its either chocolate or key lime pie. Either way.
 
eloisel said:
Oh ... goody, goody goody - more promises. Shivers just went up my spine - a robust laugh does that to me. My fingertips may tingle next. You could reveal everything at once. However, to keep it delicious, reveal only a bit at a time, slowly. When do you plan on beginning?
Are you one of those dudes pretending to be a chick?
 
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Awesome!
 
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Chuck said:
Are you one of those dudes pretending to be a chick?

Come on... "shivers" and "tingles"?

Chick all the way. She almost orgasmed over the thought of chocolate. If it was a dude, he would have orgasmed over whipped cream or some homo-food like that.
 
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