eloisel
Forever Empress E
I once knew this guy that had a stick stuck up his ass. Being the helpful person that I am, I removed that stick. A crawdad on methamphetamines literally ripped its way out of the guys asshole. I said to it, "damn. If you can do that, why didn't you do it before I took the stick out of his ass." The crawdad didn't reply so I stabbed it to death with the stick. Bastard crawdad.