When I was at university, we had a computer system, my original user name was my real name, a bunch of people gave me shit for my surname, if you know, you know. So I changed my user name to cereal killer, as I liked cornflakes at the time.
Unfortunately this was at the time when a girl I used to talk to went missing, I used to talk to her because she sounded kinky.
Turned off it she was kinky, she asked someone to tie her to her bed and fuck her, then the dickhead left her tied up and left.
She ended up in her bed for a week before she was rescued, alive, but too ashamed to go back to uni..
I don't know where I am going with this story, but it's spooky enough for this night.