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[ You ] Insult Thread!

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[you] and I used to get along fantastically when we were in school together. As fantastic as it may seem, we lost track of each other after that. One day, [you] and I bumped into each other downtown and we had a fantastic reunion.

I asked, "How have you been [you]?" And [you] proceeded to tell me about the most marvelous person [you] had married. I said "fantastic."

Then [you] told me how they had the brightest children. I said "fantastic."

Then [you] told me how they lived in the finest house with all the newest and finest furnishings, appliances, decorations, and gadgetry available on the market. I said, "fanastic."

Then [you] told me how they went on vacations every year to the most exciting places. Of course, I said, "fantastic."

Eventually the topic of conversation turned to me. [you] asked me what I had been doing all these years. I said, "I went to charm school."

[you] asked, "What did you learn in charm school?"

"How to say fantastic when what I really mean is bullshit."
 
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