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[you] is at it again!
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Yeah, I thought that for once I was no longer the invisible poster. But, alas, it was not to be. See through I remain.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The only people fooled were people who actually did bum a horse.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
The horse liked it, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
I bummed Mr Ed. Damn horse wouldn't shut up.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
C'mon, Loxxie. Birthdays last but one day. The cake's gone, clean up the melted ice cream. I'm sorry someone had a hangover all over your red balloon. Perk up. You're special to us.I didn't. I thought Wacky was making a joke about me.
I felt special for a brief moment.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
There you go.
I did what to the what now?
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
And sleigh guitars
Skin Of Evil
Undeniably Plausible
And sleigh rides in the park. In August.
'Cause there's no snow in August. And riding in a sleigh when there's no snow is suspicious.
The police will be on you in short order.
And then you'll be involved in a high speed chase. In a sleigh. With no snow.
And the bouncing and bumping will make you vomit over the side.
And the police will assume it's some kind of assault directed at them.
And they'll shoot you.
Right in your bouncy bumpy pukey mouth.
So don't do it.
'Cause there's no snow in August. And riding in a sleigh when there's no snow is suspicious.
The police will be on you in short order.
And then you'll be involved in a high speed chase. In a sleigh. With no snow.
And the bouncing and bumping will make you vomit over the side.
And the police will assume it's some kind of assault directed at them.
And they'll shoot you.
Right in your bouncy bumpy pukey mouth.
So don't do it.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
The horse was asking for it.