You know if they do end up remaking alien

[Big Dick McGee]

What a"bot" Joel?

 

[Loktar]

I just died a little inside.

I died inside when I found out they're making a remake of Flight of the Navigator.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Summer Glau is sort of pretty.

Sort of?! *smacks BDM with a trout*

 

[Tisiphone]

I died inside when I found out they're making a remake of Flight of the Navigator.

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

 

[Tisiphone]

And yes, I know about the sequel to Heathers in the works.

 

[Loktar]

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

How about a weedwacker? Will that work?

 

[Tisiphone]

No.

 

[Loktar]

FUCK! Its gets worse. They're remaking Short Circuit!

 

[DryerLint]

You cant help but notice that Summer Glau looks a lot like a young Sigornie Weaver.

Some films simply cannot be remade. A classic like Alien is one such movie. They will attempt a remake at their own peril.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think they're making a prequel or something.

 

[DryerLint]

I think they're making a prequel or something.

The Alien was first introduced when the mining team found a derelict alien craft on a planet. i.e The Alien species had taken over the ship of another alien species.

If they make the movie from that angle, then it may have some potential, because you will have a movie that includes two different alien species. I can't see what other angle they could take. The mining team mining? Travelling through space and doing nothing?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Well Wayland-Yuntani did already know something about the aliens before Alien so I guess something about that.

 

[DryerLint]

Well Wayland-Yuntani did already know something about the aliens before Alien so I guess something about that.

What makes you say that?

As I remember it:
Ship picked up a distress signal. Crew told to find ship for possible rescue. Came across face hugger thing. Face hugger reported to company by Bishop. Company told Bishop to bring back face hugger.

 

[Dr Dave]

And yes, I know about the sequel to Heathers in the works.

Is that worth seeing?

(Heathers 1)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember it being pretty good.

 

[The Tomtrek]

What makes you say that?

As I remember it:
Ship picked up a distress signal. Crew told to find ship for possible rescue. Came across face hugger thing. Face hugger reported to company by Bishop. Company told Bishop to bring back face hugger.

Nope, Ash (Bishop was in Aliens) was placed on there deliberately to make sure they picked up the Alien and brought it back, and Mother - the computer - was programmed with orders to make sure they picked up the transmission (the ones Ripley looks at marked "crew expendable").

Wayland-Yutani knew there was something on there and so put Ash on the ship and gave Mother orders to make sure the crew went out and got it and brought it back.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Is that worth seeing?

(Heathers 1)

Yes. Very good.

 

[Loktar]

What makes you say that?

Spoiler

Also because of the ending of AVP 2

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I can't wait for the remake of ther star trek remake.

I will laugh like a RETARD

 

[Tisiphone]

Is that worth seeing?

(Heathers 1)

Hell yeah.

The first time I realized I was sexually attracted to sociopaths was with Christian Slater in this movie.