You know what? Your claim to fame is THIS! Good for you!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is it good shit?

 

[Tisiphone]

I would never offer kids bad shit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mamma always told me, never get into cars with strangers if they only offer the local ragweed. Hold out for the exotic stuff.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's funny how they cut that line from the Friends theme tune.

 

[Cassie]

puff puff pass

 

[CaptainWacky]

HufflePuff students are "loyal of spirit" AND WEAK AT THE KNEES.

 

[Tisiphone]

All will puff on the huff I give out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE SORTING HAT DOES A GANGSTA RAP IN DEATHLY HOLLOWS

 

[Tisiphone]

THEN DRINKS THE BLOOD OF THE UNICORN AND SPITS AT MCGONNIGAL

 

[CaptainWacky]

DUMBLEDORE COMES BACK AS DUMBLEDORE THE WHITE AND SAYS "SHADOWFAX, GET THE TABLES!"

 

[Tisiphone]

But Shadowfax returns in the shape of a Beeker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then the Snape storyline isn't tied up in a satisfactory manner.